Watch Out for Fireballs! 25: Earthbound (Part 1)
Watch Out for Fireballs!
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🗓️ 9 August 2012
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Summary
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get weird with the first half of EarthBound.
They say playing good RPGS (after a month of awful games) is healthful and dandy. We’ve found this to be true. Join us as we follow Ness and his friends on the most good-natured and surreal battle against unfathomable cosmic horrors ever to hit a screen. Also, fuzzy pickles.
LINKS OF NOTE:
Earthbound: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EarthBound
Starmen.net: starmen.net/
Shigesato Itoi: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigesato_Itoi
Satoru Iwata: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoru_iwata
Mother: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_(video_game)
Mother 3: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_3
The Shawshank Redemption: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hB3S9bIaco
“Cat’s in the Cradle” - Harry Chapin: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
Clifford (Martin Short Movie): www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBj31rJb_Ps
Earthbound - Before I Play: beforeiplay.com/index.php?title=Earthbound
Psyduck: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psyduck
Another Moon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBmJW318Bw
RPG Maker: www.rpgmakerweb.com/
O.H.R.P.G.C.E. rpg.hamsterrepublic.com/ohrrpgce/Main_Page
Walking Tall (2004): www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67H5J9ZMds
Guided by Voices: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_By_Voices
Cthulhu Saves the World: store.steampowered.com/app/107310/
The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmsMLsxTbE8
The Blues Brothers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjGfnsjdJec
The Screaming Trees - “Nearly Lost You”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4
Animaniacs: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animaniacs
Scientology: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Age of Consent: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent
Final Fantasy IV: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_fantasy_iv
Treehouse of Horror - Shinning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE
Phantasy Star 2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasy_Star_II
The Who - “Won’t Get Fooled Again”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
The Who - “Baba O’Riley”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
James Taylor - “Fire and Rain”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T35WXFOmwI
Mr. Saturn Font: www.zone38.net/font/
“Mystic Mysidia”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwtdCcviYl4
“Welcome to the Machine”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6iI1Fh4VQ&feature=fvst
“In Living Color” Fly Dancers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHzZLVyuv98
USB SNES Adapter: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002IX…=stunthdottran-20
Orthogonal Projection: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthogonal_…onal_projections
Isometric Perspective: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_projection
The Binding of Isaac: store.steampowered.com/app/113200/
This Suit Burns Better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJzRgYZgC0
Homer’s Soul Mate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMR53zHrdzg
MC HONKY - “Sonnet No. 3 (Like A Duck): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NurZeEtNQE
Dr. Demento: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Demento
CBT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy
Mysteries: Do They Exist? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo4tzrxyXsA
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hey Nintendo. Just come on in. Have a seat. Cool. Grab a drink of beverage. |
| 0:09.4 | Gary, quick at the but it's time for us to get real. We need to talk about your Earthbound problem. |
| 0:24.0 | We will not let you leave until we've said what we have to say. |
| 0:28.0 | Nintendo, you're throwing your life away with this. |
| 0:31.0 | Earthbound has been so good to you. People love it and you're not afraid to |
| 0:34.5 | whore out and ask for the Smash Brothers games. Right I mean if you have you gone to |
| 0:37.9 | Starman.net they're goddamn crazy like rats in the wall three dollar bill and a fucking monkey strippers chain |
| 0:44.5 | mail bikini crazy but they mean so well but listen compare to them you are |
| 0:50.4 | crazier we know that you love money more than anything in the entire world, even for us |
| 0:55.8 | tutorials. |
| 0:56.8 | Just please, for real, for the love of God, just put Earthbound on the virtual console. |
| 1:02.6 | Just put it on the console. |
| 1:03.8 | No, really. |
| 1:04.5 | We're gonna keep on saying it if we have to. |
| 1:06.7 | Put it on the console. |
| 1:07.8 | Put it on there. |
| 1:08.8 | Put it there, put it there. |
| 1:10.8 | Just, we know you have your reasons, okay? And it's not going to be easy. |
| 1:14.4 | I mean, it's got the Blues Brothers. It's got Mr. T. I mean, these are things that we all love. |
| 1:19.0 | It warms our hearts. |
| 1:20.5 | Right, I mean, there's these copyright issues, there's music licensing issues, but we're all guilty of a little copyright violation. |
| 1:27.0 | I did it four times today. I mean, these can be fixed though. There are armies of people. There are armies of fans out there who would do this work for free if you just let them. |
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