Okay, Nick, this next test chamber, we're going to teach you a unique sigh power, the power of new telekinesis.

The very got telekinesis spirit.

No, not telekinesis, new telekinesis. Now say across the room there is a jar of tasty

spread. You can use new telekinesis to spread that across the toast and then have a delicious

snack. Snacks?

Well, snacks recharge my side power?

No, no, they won't.

Now, that I think about it, that has a pretty limited use.

Well, what did I tell you about the power to predict where dogs will walk?

We call it Canesesis.

Canesisis.

I see.

Can I use the control attack dogs that are sicked on me by the enemies of Mindgate?

Well, no, you can't do what you pretty much just can just tell when they're going to walk.

Um, how about porno for pyrokinesis?

Ah, yes, I remember them. Yes, we'll make great pets, won't we bear it?

Yes, they were on the soundtrack to the movie The Cable Guy.

So, we can skip that lesson if we want well how about great

canier canesis or g K K K K K K. You mean I can control the star of as good as it gets

and a fast food nation with my mind? No, no, you can pretty much just quote

little Miss Sunshine from beginning to end. I can already do that. Well, how about the power of Microsoft Connecticanesis or MKK?

Does this mean that I can move and my actions are translated onto the screen via my Xbox?

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