Watch Out for Fireballs! 19: E.V.O.: The Search for Eden
Watch Out for Fireballs!
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🗓️ 17 May 2012
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross, despite their lack of fitness, survive long enough to discuss E.V.O.: The Search for Eden.
You have 4.6 billion years to turn from a fish into a human so that you can have sex with the planet Earth. And that’s just the beginning of how weird E.V.O. is, which is probably why so many people hold the game so dear. Has it aged well, or should it be sent back into the primordial ooze?
Links of Note
[IGN Article about Spore and E.V.O.]
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| 0:00.0 | Oh humble creature, I am Gaya. I want you to join me in Eden, but in order to do so you must pass the trial of survival of the fittest. Go forth and defeat the other creatures and devour them and become stronger and join me. |
| 0:16.5 | Oh I mean just from the look of it here I think that you look like the kind of lady I'd like to join |
| 0:21.1 | you know what I mean when you say the other creatures I mean you mean all |
| 0:24.7 | the other creatures every single one the fittest will rise so the fit the do you |
| 0:30.3 | mean the fattest or the fittest? I have to eat like all other creatures. |
| 0:34.4 | My dimensional link is whatevering. |
| 0:36.6 | Gold survived by the day. |
| 0:39.2 | Oh, jeez, I had a big lunch. |
| 0:41.9 | All right, swim, swim. |
| 0:44.7 | Oh, who's who's this? |
| 0:46.1 | We are the peaceful kuntlefish. We rest on the bottom floor and we will pass our wisdom trough the ages. |
| 0:54.0 | Hey, hey, what's that behind you? |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, what, what, what? |
| 0:58.0 | No, meat? |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, that looks smaller meat. That looks smaller meat. Who's this? |
| 1:05.6 | Daddy, no, no, what'd you do? |
| 1:09.6 | That's making me feel like shit. |
| 1:11.0 | How? |
| 1:12.0 | Hmm. Oh God. |
| 1:15.0 | All right, I guess I'm fat enough to get fins now. |
| 1:18.0 | Okay, I feel comfortable going on the next level. |
| 1:24.0 | Brough. |
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