Welcome to the Lakeside Hotel, your special place and thank you for tuning your TV to our special guide channel.

That's right. The town of Silent Hill boasts spectacular sites and wonderful attractions that will give you memories for a lifetime

No matter how hard you try to shake them

First a few notes about your room one don't worry about the sound of weeping machinery that seems to emanate from the world

around you.

That's just our historic heating system.

There's no need to phone the front desk.

Second, the walls may ooose pus from time to time.

Please try to keep your children from ingesting this substance,

as we have yet to discern its origin.

And finally, if the hotel's walls seem to be shifting around you,

you might be spending a little too much time at our

world glass bar. Whatever the case, please avoid any gaping holes that appear out of nowhere

and beckon to the darkest most secret parts of your mind.

Per your rental agreement, we waive all liability. and back into the darkest most secret parts of your mind.

Per your rental agreement, we waive all liability if you decide to leap down one of these

holes and discover some horrible aspect of your past.

Now that the formalities are out of the way, let's take you on a grand video tour of our beloved town.

Starting with the feb...

The feb...

What is that? What is that?

There's happening to be.

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