Sligs and sligettes.

Welcome to the rupture farmly. My name is Gorsh

and I will be your automated orientation kiosk. I envy you embarking on a

brand new career in the exciting field of farm control

you'll learn how to fire a gun with reckless abandon suppress gag reflexes both

your own and those of others. Avoid reporting our many OSHA violations.

Now, before you feel overwhelmed, I just want to introduce my partner, who will give you the

one simple nomenicade success to your new career slash life slash

eternity.

Take it away, wherever.

Thank you, Gorsp.

Hello Slaids.

I know my colleague may have made it sound complicated, but really you just

need to remember the ABCs. Always keep your safety off, blocking out screams, and conserve anesthesia.

First A, your machine gun is your best friend.

Why stifling with a safety?

Always shoot at the slightest provocation,

because whatever you kill, we turn into food that's innovation

next be our work isn't pretty at the end of the day we've killed a lot of creatures for fun food and profit.

Over the course of your work day you're going to hear a lot of our products make a lot of

noises that sound like screams.

We assure you this is just harmless gas and souls exiting their body, leaving room for

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