Oh, by the triad it feels good to be out of that uniform. God, what a day.

Tell me about it. I mean, you think the poison that had that many warding labels would work just a little bit faster.

I know. It was like an hour of screaming, and most of them only stopped once they'd puked up their intestines.

I saw a woman strangle her own kid to stop him from suffering. It's just, it's fucked up, man.

Yeah. All in a day's work though, I mean, another glorious day in this man's empire.

Orders his orders. So, uh, what are your plans for leave?

I'm just looking unwind, you know, get some entertainment, you know, just have some fun with the family.

Got any suggestions?

Eh, we already burned down most of the fun stuff.

Tell me, are you a fan of opera?

No. Uh, well, shit, I mean, what are you going to do?

I got a girl back home, Indidor, gonna propose.

Oh, that chicken runs the item shop?

No.

Oh, she's probably had that one brought who spends all day walking around warning people

about the haunted cave.

No, not her.

Well, you're, you're lying then.

There are no other women in Jadur.

No, no, no, she exists. She's real.

I mean, she just spends a lot of time outside town walking around.

Yeah, sure.

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