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The Jason Manford Show

Wasted Dreams and Squeezy Stress Pigs

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

1 - Sunday morning moans 2 - Wasted Dreams - when your dreams don't live up to their expectations and are just really dull 3 - Jeffery Long's 86 Miles for charity 5 - How do you wear your poppy? 6 - Breakfast Gravy 7 - Squeezy Stress Pig for bacon sandwich fans 8 - Getting fined for singing too loudly in the car

Transcript

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0:00.0

How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?

0:03.7

Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.

0:09.5

Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.

0:13.0

Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,

0:16.0

or spotting that last parking space.

0:19.0

Yes!

0:20.0

With the added joy of knowing the money you donate

0:22.0

helps to fund life-saving research.

0:25.0

One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.

0:28.0

Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.

0:31.0

See, it's a little bit exciting.

0:33.0

Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C's apply.

0:36.0

Please see our website for more details.

0:38.0

British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.

0:40.0

Jason, Manford.

0:44.3

Absolute Radio.

0:45.8

We're real music matters.

0:48.1

Good morning Jason Manford on absolute radio.

0:50.9

Hope you're well on this cold but beautiful Sunday morning.

0:56.2

Fresh, I think is the word, that voice is Sally Ann Hayward.

1:00.4

Good morning.

1:01.4

Morning.

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