Hello, ladies and germs, boys and girls.

The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season with Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast.

After last year, he's no stranger to the spotlight.

And it turns out he might even love the limelight.

You can listen with the whole family as guest stars like John Hamm, Britney Brosky, and Danny DeVito.

Try to persuade the mean old Grinch that there's anything to love about the insufferable holiday season.

Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday podcast on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Okay. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Are you ill, man? What's wrong with you?

No, my dear friend, my dear friend, that was a perfectly nice ring and hello and welcome to you to my ears and to all the dear gorgeous public out there.

This is the podcast and you're listening to it now and it's starting now.

George, my friend, Monday morning, cracker dawning, how are you feeling?

I'm good, mate.

How are you? I'm jingle bells, jingle good, mate, how are you feeling? I'm good, mate, how are you?

I'm jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

I've just done a COVID test, made me gag, stuck it up my nose, stuck it down my throat,

put it in a little zip-block bag, and now some specky nerds going to have to go through it with a microscope.

And God bless it.

In your gut, do you feel like you're negative?

But in your heart of hearts?

In my heart of hearts, and I know that that's the most important factor.

In my heart of hearts, I feel negative.

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