Washington Monument | Son of a Boy Dad #259

Son of a Boy Dad

Barstool Sports

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:07.3	Prime members can listen, ad free on Amazon Music.
0:11.2	Let's get into it.
0:17.3	All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
0:20.5	Today, it is December 11th.
0:22.7	It's 11 a.m.
0:23.9	We are here live from HQ 3.
0:27.6	Welcome to the show.
0:29.5	I just had a very unpleasant bathroom experience.
0:33.0	I heard that there was like a banshee.
0:34.8	It sounded like a succubis being released from a fucking crevice
0:38.9	I wish no I got into an old fashioned standoff suicide by police I went in to take a shit
0:49.1	it's ready it's cooked it could come out at any second.
0:55.2	And then I go in, I sit down, someone in the stall next to me, silent.
1:00.5	And we both just sat there for two minutes.
1:03.1	And then I was like, I don't have all day.
1:05.0	So I just got up and left.
1:06.9	What?
1:07.8	You're that self-conscious?
1:09.4	Well, if he's not going to go, I'm not going to go.
1:11.5	He probably went already, and he's just, he's a salesperson who's trying to escape from the vice of real life that goes on up here.
1:19.4	No, I've folded, and I know he's going right. I bet if I went in there right now, it fucking smells like shit.
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