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Okay, okay, right. Who's ready for the pod?

I'd like to know, I'd like a show of hands, please. Who's ready for the pod?

I tell you what.

Vogue Williams is a hand in the air. Thank you very much everybody. Welcome to Spencer and Vogue.

The multi-award-winning podcast that has been nominated for everything under the sun, but no wins as such yet.

I don't even know I'm ready for anything, babe. Oh, yeah, sorry, that's my other one.

Oh, yeah, sorry, that's my other one as well. Jesus, God, I'm so funny.

Jesus. Hello, Vogue Williams.

We know who you are. Yeah, and I'm Spencer Matthews. And welcome to the pod. Have we started?

That's so much for the audience, many. I don't like you look for lack of a better word, very colourful.

You're very, you're a very in touch with your feminine side.

Well, these actually are like women's clothes. I knew they were.

Those pink shorts you're wearing the other day.

Accidental, honest mistake. I ordered a bunch of...

I swear, I was going to see a ball in that video. Look at this. Look.

Look. Probably not hard given the size of them.

It's a great thing to have big balls. Big balls, lovely.

You don't want big, long, saggy balls.

We don't have tiny little child balls.

You're going to have like your balls are going to be like girls always go on a bit like me.

Oh no, my boobs are going to be so low. I imagine having two dangly balls between your legs.

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