Do you tell anybody if you find your mom in a music video from the early 2000s like Dame Dash

Point and Lickr on your mom? It's just it's just probably a topic you want to avoid.

Yo Greenlight Faithful Chris Long here. Thanks for tuning in. I promised I would do some rankings. I would do some brackets as if I'm the only person

turning out like evergreen ranked type non sports content right now in the midst of this pandemic. I'm going to act like you know I'm the only one doing this. Yeah. I'm going to rank some stuff. I love rank and stuff.

I'm going to do some brackets in a little March madness. It's appropriate. I would do brackets all year around a couple years ago when I discovered the whole bracket thing.

I took a little overboard. I was doing like July and people were like hey dude. It's kind of a two month limit on the bracket thing. So if you could chill the fuck out with that. So I did I wait for March now. It's absolutely necessary to do brackets. I'm going to do ton of content to pass the time. I'm good at this social distancing thing. I am Christopher McCandless up in this bitch with the social distancing. For those of you who don't get the reference.

Into the wild. And it was a pretty good movie. Go check it out. Also Eddie Vetter.

Does pretty. Does this thing when the into the wild soundtrack and I was supposed to go to the Pearl Jam show in Baltimore March 28th. I'm not going to do that.

Number one, even if it was on, I wouldn't. Number two, I think Pearl Jam is pretty smart. They probably already canceled that show. I don't know.

But yeah, just do the thing. The scientists are asking us to do just one time. We get one fucking shot at this. Can everybody just stay the fuck home for a couple days.

People are out of like post Malone concerts and shit. Come on, dude. We got one shot at this thing. Can you just sit on your fucking ass.

Consider it a break from the problem drinking lifestyle you have. Don't go to the bar for a couple weeks. You might come out looking healthier.

Looking a little, you know, youthful, more, more youthful in the face. Less dark circles. Your liver will thank you. And society will thank you.

But anyways, I was on Twitter the other day as it's like it seems like the entire nation is. But news flash actually like less than 1% of people in the country are actually on Twitter. So never overestimate that.

But it felt like everybody's just hanging out like what the fuck do we do now. And so I see a bracket, a bracket surfaces. I go down the rabbit hole, a minute.

This guy Randy J. Cruz of cruise control pod up in New York posted a 2000s hip hop bracket. And that looked pretty good to me. That's the 2000 to 2010 era.

Man, I really was into rap music back then. A lot more than I am even now. So 2000 to 2010. That was like college early in the pros high school even. So for a 35 year old dude, this is going to be memory lane.

Randy J. Cruz shout out to him. This is his bracket. I'm kind of jacking the brackets. So I apologize. I'm giving him credit. He knows I'm doing a pod. And I'm just going to take you through my picks. And I hope to do more of these brackets. In fact, I'm kind of ambitious. I want to do an outcast bracket in a couple of weeks. That would be daunting to say at least.

Might invite a friend or two to do some of these. So after I do this one, if you like it, DM me or tweet at me and comment some brackets you want to see made up and done.

Yeah. So let's get down to business. Let's get down to business. The way I'll do this is I'll go region by region.

And I will pick the winners all the way to the final four. And then pick a champion. There's no great way to do this. Follow along on Randy J. Cruz's Twitter at Randy J. Cruz Cruz control pod again. So here we go.

Region one, aka the loser self region. I'm going to run through all the matchups real quick in the seating. And then I'm going to pick the winners all the way to the final four. We'll hold the final four games for the end. The crescendo.

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