Hello, hello, everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell.

My name is not Ryan Bailey, your usual host of the Week of Review.

He is still returning from his family trip to Orlando because anytime you can spend several hours on the interstate on a holiday weekend to spend time in landlock, central Florida.

You have to do it.

If you don't,

then how is Hard Rock Cafe Orlando going to stay in business? So we thank Ryan for his Herculean

efforts and turn our collective attention to the weekend that was. It was an on-themed

weekend in the world of football in the Premier League. The Easter Bunny delivered a big win for

Aston Villa, an important victory for Liverpool, and forgot to get anything from Manchester United for the 12th straight year.

The Big Bunny brought whistles for Mbap, tomatoes from McTamone, and soccer to Cleveland.

We also had Hansi Flicks stress-eating marshmallow peeps on the touchline as Barcelona and

Seltavigo played the game of the weekend and Pep graciously allowed his players to split

one single chocolate egg after finally collectively remembering how to score a goal. Celta Vigo played the game of the weekend and Pep graciously allowed his players to split one

single chocolate egg after finally collectively remembering how to score goals and win again.

Graham Ruthven spent the weekend watching all of this unfold, but the obvious important question,

what items have you pilfered from your child's Easter basket, Graham?

Oh, cream eggs. Always cream eggs. Hello Taylor Rockwell, by the way. But cream eggs are like, I think cream eggs are so good. They're like high art. Like the way that they are. Is it like a Cadbury cream egg? Yeah, a Cadbury cream egg. Yeah. Are you a fan? They get them in the US, right? Surely? You do. I don't think I've had it or a while. What are they filled with? I mean cream, obviously, but it's like kind of marshmallow insulation. It's like fondant.

Okay, yes.

Who knows magic is what they're filled with.

But yeah, that's where I always go, go first of all. Now, the person I least expected to have done any sort of Easter basket, Easter egg hunting, is the person that when I joined the recording, because Graham and this person were here first, he was talking about being involved in an easter egg hunt it's joe lowre joe hey i am i'm all about easter egg hunts as as a child i think i was notoriously poor at easterac hunts to the point where i still get made fun of in my own family for my inability to find said easter eggs so on saturday on saturday phoenix rising held an easter egg hunt game against Sacramento Republic, which, you know, we don't need to worry about that. But the Easter egg hunt itself, 2,500 eggs on the field at 38th in Washington. The children were out in droves covering every blade of grass pregame on the field. I went down with them. I was dared by my co-commentator,

Killing McClachie, to go down and hunt Easter eggs like a child along with the children. Dared. Yeah, I know. It didn't take much convincing. Was the dare the person saying, hey, look, they're doing an Easter egg hunt. Oh, I'm there. Yeah, 100%. Um, it was, yeah, Roadrunner, there was just dust left behind me. Um, So I went down with all the children And unfortunately there were so many kids

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