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Hey, thanks for listening to the things I learned last night. It's my favorite thing to do. My second favorite to do is stand-up comedy. And so we'd love for you to come to those shows. This month, I am in Houston, Plano. That's in Texas. Kingsport, Tennessee, Fredericksburg, Virginia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Milton, West Virginia. Where's that at? Huh? Raleigh, North Carolina. It's in West Virginia.

Indianapolis, Omaha, St. Louis, and Springfield, Missouri. So, March 22nd, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, filming my comedy special.

It got rescheduled. There's two shows on that Sunday. If you're within driving distance,

put on a couple episodes, make the drive, come to the special taping. I'd love to see you there.

So thanks for coming to shows. That's getting to the episode. Hey, man. What's up?

Have you ever heard of, uh, hold on, have you ever heard of Tom DeLong? What do you make that face? Because I know who Tom DeLong is and I know what you're going to do.

No. No. Tom DeLong of Blink 182. And it's like, oh, like oh wow the band and also he believes in aliens

and now the episode is about aliens and that's what we're freaking talking about dog first of all

i know exactly where you're going just how about this let's not roll a theme song yet give me a second

tom to long give us some sorry let me, who, who is that?

No, we gotta say his name six times. Tom DeLong. That's your favorite way to start an episode.

Tom DeLong. Okay. So here he is. Here's young Tom DeLong. Can you guess what he does? Oh, he looks

like a 2003 youth pastor. He's wearing a choker.

I persecuted Tim in the Pandexpress

Porking lot the other day.

Nobody abuses me.

I'm a big strong man.

I'm ruining this from Melodon.

I am intentionally ruining this episode. Oh, I'm going this from now. The melitome. I am intentionally ruining this episode.

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