Alien abduction.

In most cases, the victims live a long and peaceful life prior to the butt probing.

But today, we're investigating the case of Jason Andrews, an individual who wasn't so lucky.

His encounters started almost as soon as he entered this world.

But what would an alien want with a baby?

Are they abducted because they're cute or delicious? All of these questions

you can find the answer to on This Paranormal Life. Welcome back to This Paranormal Life, the only

paranormal podcast where both hosts are on the FBI's most wanted list. Not for anything weird.

Not for anything weird, I want to clarify. Are we? Yes. Have you been, like, I haven't refreshed it in a couple months. Are we on there not? We're top, we're one and two. Me, then you, right at the top of the list. Okay. Yeah. So that's kind of low-key good news for me. Because that means you're the canary and the coal mine,. See what that way. As soon as I pop. If I call Roy and he doesn't answer one day, I go,

uh-oh. You've got to go on the ground. Time to go underground, yeah. That was the FBI,

but I was. They said they're coming. Yeah, you in? We're going to. They sent me a Google

invite to an assassination at 3pm.

Uh, Kit, we have covered a lot of abduction stories on this podcast before.

Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill, and the guy who said he had an alien girlfriend.

But today, we're investigating the case of Jason Andrews, an individual who claims he's been abducted dozens of times.

And I know your skeptic senses are already tingling.

But in today's case, we have witnesses.

I will say, abduction 1 through 4, shame on you.

Abduction 5 through 12, shame on me.

That is, at a certain point, he's letting this shit happen. He's not locking his doors at night. He's not taking enough precautions.

I don't know. I feel like if you're getting abducted this many times, you're probably trying

to stop in multiple ways and you've realized that you can't. You're along for the ride.

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