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Spiegel and Holmes.

Okay, here we go, sports fans.

Afternoons on the score.

Lawrence, we played MLB the show, the new one last night, for the first time this year.

Me and the Roobster.

We're going to be treated to a gorgeous day for baseball on

the show. Join by my partner, Chris Singleton. I'm John Shambi. See Matt Spiegel's son, Ruben

over there. He demolished me. It was Cubs. It was Cubs. I was Red Sox. Michael Bush

hit two homers where it just cuts to that view from behind the

plate of my god. It just immediately cuts him and he's just admiring the ball. Like they don't even

bother to show you the fielder or anything like that. The Greek does not even move. It's just like

that. His thing is jacked. He's just posing. Just like, ah. 12 to 3 and runs, 20 to 6 in hits, and Ruben goes up, takes a picture of the final line score on the television. He's sharing it with his friend. I don't care if you're 12 years old. You have more time in the day. I live in the real world, my man, with bills and responsibilities. Do you think it's possible that your mom won't love you anymore if she sees how bad you're losing in the game? Shut up! But the best was he was talking back to Boog, talking back to the voice of MLB the show, Boog Shambi. It's like just, you know, screaming at him. I know people that don't even like you to play Street Fighter, which to be is the most peaceful of all the video games.

Plus, if you play Street Fighter, it was a brilliant game. This game was just so bare-bone-face it.

Two strangers meet in a public place and just whoop each other's ass.

There's no journey, there's no quest, there's no person, there's no princess to rescue in the castle.

It's just two dudes at a fish market.

Hey, I heard you was talking.

Would you like to fight?

Yes, I would. You want to come back tonight when it's closed?

No, let's fight right now during normal business hours.

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