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We're here. We're live, live from my kitchen-ish area. And we are going over some results.

There are some big races going on tonight, and we're going to take you through them. Remember,

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It's at Predictable Show. And we have so many elections to talk about tonight. And some really

interesting ones. More, I will say more interesting stuff in the early elections than I kind of

thought we were going to see. And it was really sort of an adventure in some of these things. I mean,

I can't say that I have massive positions in these New Jersey markets. There's a couple that I

hit. I want to go through those a little bit, but nothing massive in those markets, nothing

that's going to move the needle that much for me, but it's kind of interesting to watch.

Let me give you the quick result, a quick picture

from the beginning here to give you an idea of what the night looks like, because we start off

at New Jersey was the first one that closed. That was 8 p.m. Eastern, then 9 p.m. Eastern, which is now.

You have Iowa and New Mexico closing. Part of South Dakota closes. We're going

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