This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. It's Thursday. It's the 22nd of February. It's exciting. It's the day after the Brits.

Was it to do with music? I wasn't sure, actually, judging by the cast list who turned up, the good, the great and the Zed list.

I mean, seriously, very, very worrying.

There were people in the music business there,

which is what I assumed the Brit Awards was about.

I don't have missed the point on this one,

because, as you can imagine, I'm not in the music business.

Although, judging by some of the other people,

they're not in the music business either.

So I probably stood as good a chance.

Who gets all the coverage in the newspapers? Yes, it's Cheryl and Liam. Old woman and her young

boyfriend. Obviously, she's managed to find a babysitter, thank God, unless she tucked it under that

dress, didn't bother doing her hair, made no effort whatsoever. And then it all becomes a bit

awkward, doesn't it? because she was just there as his

plus one he was performing she of course not performing ever at the brits i can't imagine that

ever being a day when they go and here's cheryl with her new album because the time you get to next

year it'll be remained it anyway it's just not going to happen. And so they all

turn up. Rita was there. People are going, hello, Rita, do you really like Liam? And you can

imagine Cheryl's sitting there saying, Albertra, the pizza's getting really, really upset about the whole

thing, because people keep putting them together, which is very worrying. And so they then do this sort of

awkward Brits thing. And then,

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