The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Bugleers, welcome to issue 24 of The Bugle, the world's leading audio newspaper

for the week beginning Monday the 14th of April 2008.

This is only the third ever issue of the Bugle, whose digits add up to six following issues

15 and 6.

With me and his ultimate in London and in glorious New York City, John Oliver.

Hello Bugleers, you are lucky I'm still here after that mathematical opening.

I've already given me a bit of a headache.

I just think these historical moments need to be commemorated appropriately.

Numbers are not my friend.

There's always some sections of the Bugle go straight in the bin this week.

A men's health supplements with features on your left kidney, cell or save.

Is it possible to have too many pairs of sunglasses?

And an audiobook of Dr. Wickenham's Stoop's best-selling tone, chances are it's 80% terminal,

the hyper-conduroy axe guide to sneezing.

Also rejected from the Bugle this week, a free audio tattoo, a lifelong snippet of sound

that plays over and over again from a concealed speaker underneath the skin on your arm.

Here is your free audio tattoo.

I love mum.

Yes, it's only audible when you take your shirt off, but still, it might sound cool now,

but do you really want a faded version of that blaring out when you're 70?

Top news story this week, Olympic Flames.

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