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It is three minutes after 10, and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC,

possibly the best decision you'll make all week.

But it is early doors.

There's plenty of time for this to be improved upon.

And once again, we find ourselves surveying a media landscape that is quite spectacularly bent, corrupt, dishonest, morally depraved.

I don't know which phrase you prefer.

But the front page of the Daily Mail

today, which sadly, but I'm afraid accurately, still sets the tone for much media discourse

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