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The BrainFood Show

Was Keelhauling Actually a Thing?

The BrainFood Show

Cloud10

Education, History

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Running the gauntlet. Starting. Flogging with the cat ‘o 9 nine tails. Gagging. Clapping in irons. Hanging from the yardarm. While this all might sound like a super fun Saturday night with the misses when the grandparents are watching your kiddos for you, it turns out these are actually just a few of the dizzying array of corporal and capital punishments inflicted upon sailors of old - both navy men and pirates - to enforce discipline and punish a wide variety of crimes. But while most of these punishments are fairly well-known, you may have noticed two notable practices missing from the list: that old staple of pirate movies, “walking the plank”… and keel-hauling. Perhaps the most infamous of all nautical punishments, keel-hauling struck such fear into the hearts of sailors over the centuries that the term survives to this day as a byword for particularly harsh discipline. But what was keel-hauling? How did it work, who invented it, and was it actually a real thing? Or, like so much popular seamen lore, was it just the product of some adventure writer’s imagination? Well, put on your eyepatch and tricorn hat, strap on your peg-leg, as we dive into the reality of one of the Age of Sail’s most barbaric practices. Author: Gilles Messier Producer: Caden Nielsen Host/Editor: Daven Hiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Running the gauntlet and flogging with the cat of nine tails, gagging, clapping in irons,

0:54.7

hanging from the yard arm.

0:56.3

While this all might sound like a super fun Saturday night with the misses when the grandparents

1:00.5

are watching your kiddos for you, it turns out these are actually just a few of the dizzying

1:05.4

array of corporal and capital punishments inflicted upon sailors of old, both Navy men and pirates, to enforce discipline

1:12.1

and punish a wide variety of crimes. But while most of these punishments are fairly well known,

1:17.6

you may have noticed two notable practices missing from the list, that old staple of pirate

1:22.9

movies walking the plank and keel-hauling. Perhaps the most infamous of all nautical punishments,

1:28.2

keel hauling struck such fear into the hearts of sailors over the centuries that the term

1:32.5

survives to this day as a byword for a particularly harsh discipline. A discipline, discipline.

1:39.5

All right, let's try that again. Perhaps the most infamous of all nautical punishments,

1:43.8

keel hauling struck such fear into

1:45.8

the hearts of sailors over the centuries that the term survives to this day as a byword

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