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Welcome back to the damage report.

I'm John and Orola.

It's Friday, which means a couple of things.

But let's just get to the most important thing. Somehow, Japan failed to work its dark, seductive magic on one Brett Erlich.

And so at least this time, he's come back to us. Brett Erlick, how's it going?

I can't feel my face. I'm pretty jet lagged. I have no idea how this is going to go. I thought I feel high right now. I'm not. Oh, I was going to say, I think that might be because you're high. Wait, you're still jet lag. Didn't you get back like four days ago or something? A couple days ago, three days ago. I well, hold on. I was basically four days ago, but it's difficult, John.

Yeah, it's a lot of jet lag. It is. It is.

When Brett was like about to land, I messaged him.

And then later that day after he landed, I messaged him like,

hey, you know, if you want to like get together and play golf or so, I sent it out and I knew there's no chance, Brett Erlich is getting out of bed for days. I texted Jordan. I had a very specific question for me and I said, I'm sorry, I've been asleep since I got back to the United States. That's what I assume was going on. I thought it was either that or your responsibilities to someone who lives near you.

I was a little bit worried that thought it was either that or your responsibilities to someone who lives near you.

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