Their backs are to a wall and they're looking at a wall as well.

So they're like chained to a wall and they're looking at a wall.

And there are these people behind them and there's a fire and these people behind them have these little sticks

and they're like showing, they're casting shadows of things.

So like they're like they got this little stick that looks like a house And so the people's chain in the cave are staring at the shadows.

So they're seeing a shadow of a house thinking it's a house, right?

They're like, oh, that's a house.

But really they're seeing a shadow of the house.

That is you, Haley.

Welcome to Spinster, the podcast where we sanitize regularly.

I don't know why.

Like, if I could get in a time machine and travel back into time and establish that the

intros or something you would do, like, that would be my one thing.

Not even like to the biggest regrets of my life.

Not to the things I've messed up.

Not to the things in that when I'm trying to sleep and I can't sleep and I'm like why did you say that

to in third grade she's never going to forget it that's probably all she tells people about you now

I would not go back to that moment I would go back to this moment where I told you I'll do these intros. God, I'm Haley O'Shauncey. And I'm Jordan Liggins.

You're doing great. Thanks. Do you have any housekeeping that you want to do before we get started well we have a couple things so

we have first if you missed last week we had our very first guest host in christin ledlow she did

amazing it was so much fun we talked about different hot takes. So if you missed that

episode, make sure to go back and listen to that. And we also have some really fun narratives coming up

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