It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I've been working on my memoir.

It's called Burning Bridges Overcoming a Life of Privileged Fame and Power.

I have enough of my own therapy to deal with.

I don't want to hear about yours.

And I said, you're right right I'm very famous and I deserve

special treatment.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues in today's episode Jackie Schimmel joins the

show we talk about breaking into

Jackie's neighbor's house, stupid questions, and death by chandelier. I had to have

you back because the last time you were on with Stevo you only got like four

words in. It was like the best episode of my life.

Really?

So much fun.

I know I'm such a fan of Stevo,

but I really think I was talking to Stossi about this

over the weekend at your party, which we'll talk about.

But I feel like I fucked up that interview.

Why?

Because you know what, I spent too long talking about his stunts and detailing the stunts

and I think that turned a lot of people off.

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