Good morning.

We're still here.

If we weren't, we'd be real happy too, wouldn't we?

Because we'd all be in heaven together right now.

Jesus would have come back.

Glory to God.

You know, I was sitting in my closet this morning.

I was thinking, why do they make socks so short?

You guys thought I was going to come out with something real spiritual,

didn't you?

Isn't that weird, though?

I mean, what are they for people with short legs?

They won't go over your calves?

You know, they're trying to pull them up.

Short socks.

They're like skinny shirts.

They just, you guys thought I was sitting there thinking about what I was going to preach. I was thinking about it, but then my socks were short, and I was like, hmm. Yeah. Glory to God. Well, if you don't have a Bible today, we're going to read out of the Bible, so you might want to borrow one of ours.

So raise your hand if you'd like to borrow one of our Bibles.

You may have ran off and forgot yours or be visiting and not had a chance to bring it with you.

So if you want to borrow one of ours, that'd be great.

And let's hook our faith together before we get into the Word of God. So if you want to borrow one of ours, that'd be great.

And let's hook our faith together before we get into the Word of God.

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