Warm Bodies (2013)
This Ends at Prom
Brennan Klein
4.8 • 601 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
"There's a lot of ways to get to know a person. Eating her dead boyfriend's brains is one of the more unorthodox methods, but..."
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PROM PARTY! Love is in the air, and The Wives Colangelo are celebrating by talking about a Romeo & Juliet story where Romeo is a zombie and Juliet is... John Malkovich's military brat daughter. Let's dive into the post-Twilight boom of monster romance stories, Nicholas Hoult starting his weird lil' guy era, and why love will always conquer all.
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings and salutations. And welcome to This Ends at Prom. A coming of age podcast highlighting |
| 0:07.0 | cinema about or marketed towards teen girls. I'm one of your hosts, BJ Colangelo, and I'm |
| 0:13.2 | joined by my wife. Harmony Colangelo, a trans woman who grew up watching none of these |
| 0:18.2 | movies. Is today's movie a Queen Bee? |
| 0:22.9 | Or are we killing the teen dream? |
| 0:24.0 | Get in loser. |
| 0:25.6 | We're analyzing the movies. |
| 0:27.6 | People make fun of us for loving. |
| 0:31.5 | I don't want to be your merch, girl. I want to be your goddamn idol. |
| 0:35.3 | And I don't want to have to work twice as hard for the same motherfucking |
| 0:40.3 | title but I realize that I probably won't be so lucky. |
| 1:00.5 | Would you still love me if I was a corpse who wore Gerard Way's eye shadow? |
| 1:09.9 | Maybe. |
| 1:28.3 | Maybe. Maybe. What the hell? Maybe. I don't know. What kind of corpse are you? Like a hot Nicholas Holt corpse. Like I look like me, but still kind of hot and a little goth. Okay, yeah, sure. Hell yeah. Because, like, there's plenty of corpses where I'm like, I don't know about that. And I don't know. I've seen better looking corpses. |
| 1:29.3 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:34.0 | Not beating the necrophilia allegations 40 seconds into the podcast. |
| 1:38.9 | I am not of the minds bed said of like die young, leave a pretty corpse, you know, |
| 1:40.0 | because I'm into older women. |
| 1:41.6 | You know, that's true. |
| 1:47.7 | Hello, prom party and happy Valentine's Day. |
| 1:54.8 | We are talking about a teenage love story between a girl and her undead boyfriend. |
| 1:55.7 | Yeah. |
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