War is Hell - 118

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0 • 961 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Doug mourns all we've lost with the War on Christmas, Uncle Dan rings his weird bell one last time with Sokushinbutsu, and Paige returns once more for a follow-up on the virtues of lying to children!

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0:00.0	Welcome friend to the how to the how to heretic
0:08.3	I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan
0:10.0	I'm uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside. That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.
0:17.0	But it can also be a scary world. Nothing? Things work differently now.
0:22.0	Never fear. That's why we're here.
0:24.0	We're your audio uncles!
0:25.0	And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,
0:28.0	we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.
0:31.0	After all, you only get the one that we know of,
0:33.7	so you better make the most of us.
0:35.2	End game. Well, well, well, well, well, well.
0:49.0	Well, well, yes.
0:50.0	Well, yes.
0:52.0	Yes. We are, I trust you are well. Well. I trust that you are saying well. I'm in a well.
0:59.0	I'm in a well like a baby in Texas. Yes indeed.
1:03.0	Yeah, that's an 80's deep cut for all of you Jessica fans out there.
1:08.0	Yeah, there are a lot of babies Dan Wells in Texas,
1:10.0	but that's that's a story for another day.
1:12.8	Indeed.
1:13.8	What are the stories for today?
1:15.2	Well, I'm going to start us off by telling everybody how much I don't like Christmas.
1:19.2	Oh, so sad.
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