War and Peace

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Craig talks about corruption, the beach, and pranking his father.

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Craig's favorite healers:

Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)

Joe Dispenza

Bruce Lipton

Dr. Sebi

Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:

Dr. Delbert Blair

Dolores Cannon

Santos Bonnaci

Transcript

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0:00.0	While all the whos of Hooville were at McDonald's eating, the Grinch from his lair started plotting and scheming.
0:06.2	Girkin-flavored fries and odd socks will send them crackers.
0:09.5	So try the Grinch's new meal and head down to Maccles.
0:15.3	Until 4th of Jan from 11am, price and participation may vary while stocks last grinched for adults.
0:20.0	Hey Harry! Hello, mate. Got any tips for the football? Your best bet is to head over to bet Victor. They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. Four, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. Neil? My name's not Neil.
0:38.2	I know, but it rhymes.
0:40.1	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:43.5	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:52.3	Oh shit.
0:56.0	We have a 6-0-0 in progress. Oh shit Promot Promo
0:58.0	Promo
1:00.0	Pomo
1:01.0	Whoopi promo
1:11.6	promo
1:13.6	whoopsie daisy tour continues
1:16.6	finally gonna shoot my hour thank the lordy
1:21.6	what do we got up these are i'm i'm high folks i'm ping pong balling in this brain i'm just happy because I'm seeing when I'm going to record. It's not settled yet, so I can't say nothing, but it's looking like March or April. Anyways, coming to a city near you, whoopsie, Daisy Tour, come get these live jokes because the world's on fire. Laugh all you can.
1:46.4	January 2nd, 3rd, Fort Wayne, Indiana.
1:51.8	Fort Wayne, Indiana, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Dayton, Ohio, Hartford, Connecticut.
1:54.2	New Brunswick, New Jersey.
1:56.9	Vancouver, British Columbia.
1:58.7	Tacoma, Washington.
	...

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