This week we discuss how everybody is a liar and kids really do say the darndest things.

Welcome to the wanted podcast.

Hey everybody. Welcome back to the wanted podcast. My name is John and this is my co-host Alex.

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. Back to the full edition of the wanted podcast. I hope everyone enjoyed the half episode this week.

Trying to get back on a regular schedule, you know, between the live show and bonus episodes.

And I think we've been out past midnight the last couple three nights, even out of state.

So we're trying to get back on our feet here and get some semblance of order and stay coronavirus free if we can.

It's tough, though.

I have springtime allergies. And every time I get the sniffles, I'm like, oh shit, I've got the fucking super bug, man. Like I'm typhoid Mary. I'm afraid to

go anywhere. Even though every spring, I get sniffles. I get sniffles, allergy, pollen, just like that.

But now I'm deathly afraid that I'm going to get, you know, pass that shit on to someone else. Yeah, well, and then when you consider some of the houses we've been in this week, it'd be a miracle if we don't end up

with the coronavirus. Well, you know, that's one way. I think the other way to look at it is I should

be totally fucking immune from the coronavirus. I've been in almost every jail in Georgia. I've been in

every trailer park, public housing, every homeless camp.

And I have seen everything from ranch dressing to sweaty weiner cauldrons of hot dog water.

And I have not gotten sick.

So I'm hoping that it's just been giving my immune system a fucking vigorous workout, you know?

So now, like, my antibodies are like, fuck off coronavirus. You need that your shit isorous workout you know so now like my antibodies are like fuck off coronavirus and you

need that your shit is weak you know and but because i have springtime allergies i'm afraid to go

out too because if i sneeze people are going to like call the cops on me right get this

fucking guy out of here he's trying to make us all sick redding it around well i hope that everyone

who's listening right now is all coronavirus free.

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