This week, we try to help a girl who can't seem to help herself.

Stay tuned for drug dealers, hillbilly IEDs, and thank God for Find My iPhone.

This is the wanted podcast. My name is John, and this is my partner, Alex.

Hi, everyone. Welcome back.

We are the co-owners of Finware Group. We do fugitive recovery. We do private investigations. We do process service. And we also do

podcasting. I love it. That's like my favorite part of all those other ones. All that. You keep that

future recovery bullshit to yourself. You know, I like that's all good, but I like doing this,

John, without the fugitive recovery, there would be no podcast.

Yeah, I guess so.

I like the podcast.

I'm sitting in the dining room drinking beers instead of sitting in a car outside some trailer park, you know, waiting to either catch our guy or get shanked waiting.

This is much more enjoyable, man.

I just love doing it, man.

But remember, I was the one who is literally in the floorboard of your backseat hiding today while we did surveillance because the person we were looking for already, like, knew what both of us looked like.

They were looking for two people.

When we finally pulled that girl in, that's going to be a good podcast.

We'll knock that one out because that one's got all the elements, man.

It's got running people.

It's got a bunch of hillbilly action.

It's good.

But anyway, this is a new episode this week.

But before we start, I want to say thank you for all the downloads across all the platforms

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