Hey, you want to go out and get wasted on juice boxes?

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

It'll all make sense, Katie.

Okay.

Why am I making these hand motions?

I don't know, but it's scaring me.

Stop it.

So before we get to whatever that is, the concept of being a human footstool came up on the Armstrong and Getty show today.

Oh my God.

Yes, it did.

We got an email suggesting that sleeve boy should add that to his duties.

Sleep boy, sleeve boy hands and knees right now.

Daddy's legs are tired.

That's right. I make him call me daddy. Oh, man. That's rough. I was reading this book and it was a kid that went to a private prep school in England.

And one of the weird things that happened at this horrible school in addition

to the bullying and sexual abuse was the headmaster's wife would make two of the kids be a footstool

for her in the evening so she could rest her feet on top of them.

And this was an elite private school, right?

Where you sent your rich family and you send your rich kids because you want them to be also,

you know, movers and shakers in England.

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