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Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks Tim Mack here to introduce a Best of Show for your Friday.

0:06.4

Oh, it's been a while since we've done a classic episode of TV.

0:10.2

Nothing is wrong by the way. I still expect to have a new episode a little bit later today. I just need some extra time. You know perfection can't be rushed. I just need a few hours more to track down the perfect Japanese milk enema clip

0:26.1

milky milky milky. Anyway I know how a lot of you go fucking berserk when

0:32.2

there's not a new episode of TV in your feed to listen to in the morning

0:36.4

so this is why I'm here shoving some old ass crusty episode of TV in your earholes.

0:42.1

Actually this is a really good one.

0:44.0

You know, for many years, I've had a complicated relationship with the Dugger family.

0:50.0

They're the family that was on that TLC show 19 kids and counting or 20 kids and counting.

0:55.8

It kept going up because they just kept fucking multiplying.

0:59.3

One of my most popular videos on YouTube was all about Michelle Dugger.

1:04.4

She's the mother that pushed out a couple dozen kids through her twat.

1:09.1

Oh my God, I would love to see that thing.

1:11.2

I mean, it's gotta be mangled right just totally blown out. I fear we're never going to get

1:16.4

nudes of Michelle Dugger though. I doubt she even has those things like just lying around on her own phone or her husband Jim Bob's phone.

1:25.0

Anyway, in my video I say some derogatory things about this weird ass family

1:30.0

and her fans came out in force, defending her, and more importantly, saying horrible things about me.

1:37.8

I think that's why back in 2015, when it was revealed that Josh Dugger's sons was a big fat like child molester.

1:49.3

I reveled in that news.

1:52.0

Anyway take a listen to this Best of Show

1:55.0

and I will be back later today with a brand new episode of TV.

1:58.8

Until then, enjoy.

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