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Boars, Gore, and Swords

WandaVision 1x09: Shootin' Lasers With the Girls

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The Series Finale. Alexandria, Red & Ivan watch the final WandaVision episode which assuredly wraps everything up and isn't just a placeholder for 5 other MCU shows. We count the many fan theories left for dead in Westview and the *one* theory Ivan might have got right.

You can check out everything Alexandria at her website: alexandriacomedy.com

Also check Red's new streaming game show on twitch, Blabbermouth!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Did I leave the oven on, or is that just you hot stuff?

0:03.3

Agnes conferred by sexual!

0:05.0

Duh Duh Duh doo dum dum da da da da da da da da da

0:30.7

And Niveau Hernandez

0:31.6

And this is Vowe's going swords

0:33.2

The only podcast that got it right about the Darkhold immediately, I said that's the

0:39.7

Darkhold, I pulled a, that's Chappy on the Darkhold and I was validated.

0:44.7

You were correct.

0:45.7

Also, red, you need to change that screen immediately.

0:48.7

Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

0:51.2

Red has the WandaVision title treatment, sure, behind him as his zoom screen.

0:57.2

So right now I have red sandwich between Wanda Maximoff and the Vision right now.

1:03.0

And those six pairs of eyes staring at me, those six pairs of blue eyes are disgusting.

1:09.0

A guy who's dead and a girl who's dead on the inside, just staring at us right now.

1:17.7

And to further bully red, we've invited back for this, this fantastic guest run.

1:26.2

Ladies and gentlemen, our third chair for WandaVision, Alexandria Love.

1:31.7

You guys, I have all the feels for this and all the feels for you guys.

1:35.9

Thank you guys for having me this whole wonderful season.

1:38.1

It's been great.

1:39.4

I, it has been so good to discuss the Marvel universe with somebody who actually gets the references.

1:47.2

Not like this fucking, this fucking clown boy who's watched all of this garbage along with me,

1:54.0

but refuses to internalize any of this information.

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