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chaius. You, you quite, uh, another time,

Matik, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, I like to start off the show

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like to start off the show by apologizing for having stolen native land.

All of it.

Although they just got part of Oklahoma back

in a 63 Supreme Court decision, I think written by one of the conservatives, Neil Gorsuch, I think

is written by one of the conservatives Neil Gorsuch I think is that right yeah I didn't I didn't read this but are they the

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