Walz In Our Court

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

What's better than having an Olympic medal in pole vaulting? At least one thing, that's for sure. Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) stops by yet again to discuss picking the nicest of Vices. Hari Kondabolu and Pete Holmes are good sports, and even better philosophers, and we close out the show by honoring the man of the hour (and hopefully the next four years) Tim Walz with a celebration of dad-itude. Tour dates & cities: crooked.com/events

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0:00.0	Hello Los Angeles.
0:05.0	Los Angeles.
0:10.0	Look at all of you.
0:12.0	Hello Los Angeles!
0:14.0	You know, I don't, I don't know that I have, I don't have the body for a stool.
0:25.6	Remember that when Jacob Allordy was sitting in a stool
0:28.6	and could just reach down and pick up a Starbucks cup?
0:31.8	Think about how inconceivable that is. Welcome to
0:37.6	Love it or Leave it. I'd like to shout out Steve Martin for turning down
0:40.5	SNL's offer to play Tim Wall Walls because he's not an impressionist
0:43.4	and thus became the first white man in history to turn down a job he wasn't qualified for.
0:46.7	Incredible integrity.
0:48.9	Humility couldn't be me.
0:58.0	Tonight Vice President Kamla Harris is back with the inside scoop on her vanilla VP.
1:02.8	Pete Holmes and Hari Kondabalo
1:04.2	give good sports a bad name.
1:06.1	And then we all tuck our shirts into our shorts
1:08.0	and dole out some big dead energy.
1:10.6	But first, let's get into it. What a week?
1:14.0	After announcing Minnesota Governor Tim Waltz as her running mate Tuesday morning,
1:20.0	Kamala Harris's campaign raised $36 million over the next 24 hours.
1:27.0	Hey, that's double high, said Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, finally free to turn the Judaism up to 11.
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