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🗓️ 2 May 2025
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, Wonder and Hall in here, out there all around the world to The Late Show. |
0:09.2 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:11.0 | Hey, remember when the Atlantic editor, Jeffrey Goldberg, was added to Pete Heggzeth's non-secure but super secret battle plan signal text chain by national security advisor Mike Waltz. |
0:28.7 | Well, brace yourself. |
0:31.4 | Today, Trump ousted national security advisor Mike Waltz. |
0:39.0 | It was a tough decision. |
0:42.0 | And as with anything this sensitive, the first person to find out was Atlantic |
0:46.4 | editor Jeffrey Goldberg. |
0:50.2 | Despite getting canned, Waltz could be proud of what he accomplished out of everyone in the Trump administration. |
0:56.6 | His face was most shaped like a mailbox. |
1:02.2 | Also, he actually lasted a pretty long time for a Trump national security advisor. |
1:07.0 | He held the job for 101 days. |
1:10.7 | Now, remember, in 2017, Trump's first national security adviser, |
1:14.6 | Michael Flynn, lasted only 22 days. |
1:17.6 | But Trump has high hopes for his next pick for the job, |
1:20.6 | a basket of ripe avocados. |
1:23.6 | This has got to be... |
1:26.6 | I'd make that into Guac. |
1:28.3 | I get some limes in there fast. |
1:30.3 | Serrano. |
1:32.3 | This has got to be a little embarrassing for Waltz, |
1:34.3 | especially because just two days ago, |
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