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Hi, Betty. My name is Brendan. How you doing tonight?

Fine. That's good. I was wondering if you could actually help me. I was in your store

I don't know earlier this week and one of the workers, I can't remember his name, but

I was singing the 12 days of Christmas and he was singing and it was kind of funny and I didn't

actually know all of the words of the 12 days of Christmas, and he was singing, and it was kind of funny, and I didn't actually know all of the words of the 12 days of Christmas, and my friend who was

with me bet me that I couldn't remember it, and then I couldn't remember it.

So he made a bet with me earlier tonight that I couldn't figure out the 12 days of Christmas,

and I could use help, but I can't use the internet. So I was wondering, like, if you were there, if you could just take two minutes since the guy who was there kind of taught it to me.

But I don't think he's there tonight, but I was wondering if you could help me out.

I think I got, like, the first 10.

I just can't remember 11 and 12.

Not sure how familiar you are with the song.

Off the top of my head, I don't remember.

Is it on the internet?

I can't use the internet. I'm not allowed.

I mean, if you can, but I'm not allowed to.

So I figured, and, oh, and he took my phone and deleted all my contacts. So I am using, I use the receipt that I bought, so I figured, oh, and he took my phone and deleted all my contacts. So I am using, I use the receipt that I bought.

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