The Michael Berry Show.

I told you about this human smuggler arrested in Waller County.

We have tracked down, subpoenaed, and taken into custody.

Waller County Sheriff Troy Gidry.

With a good coon ass name like that, how'd you end up in Waller County?

Oh, my whole family is from Brobridge.

Oh, well, there you go.

You look like a Gidry.

I saw the picture.

You look like a modern day marble man.

You look like you're ready for the prison rodeo orange text of circa 1983.

You got the Wranglers on there, the crease down the middle, got the real, real heavy

starch on the shirt, all popped up, stands on its own cowboy hat, dip in your mouth.

I was impressed.

I thought, man, if I was going to smuggle, I'd find some alternate route on ways around

Waller County.

Right.

That's the goal, right?

That is the goal.

We're trying to make happen.

Is Snuffy still on y'all's force?

No sir.

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