You're listening to Heaving Buzhams, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels,

while seeing stars and cheering for this husband's demise.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out. Shad up from the rooftop. Hey, out loud. Love your best life. Love it out loud.

This week, remember, we're participating in Blackout the System from November 25th to December 2nd,

so we won't be publishing a bonus episode on Friday. We're hoping to send a message to the

ruling class by refusing to spend money on Black Friday and the rest of the week at national chains and other box

stores, online retailers, and honestly anywhere else that we can hurt them in the pocketbook.

Small and local businesses are completely exempt from this, so absolutely still support the wonderful small businesses

in your area, especially if they're minority owned. If you can forego your credit

cards and pay in cash, that's even better. I hope you can join us. Next week's episode will also be hitting your feed a couple of days late, starting on December 3rd.

All right, when we left you yesterday, Jane had just decided that this baby-making situation will only work if they both get something out of the deal.

So she's going to be an active participant.

Here we go.

Love it out of love.

Love it out of love. And so she's like, oh, oh, and so she's like, you have put aside all of the things that you clearly want, which is a wife and a child and love and all of these things. You are putting that aside in order to fulfill my husband's wishes and my deepest desire.

And it's my turn.

And then she starts to undo her nighty.

And then she gets a little nervous and doesn't let it fall all the way.

And she does like hold it to her, and he's just a gog.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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