Waking up in the Morning... (with Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Sarah wakes up suddenly, after having a terrifying nightmare (Chris Manzo marries anyone else but her). Dehydrated and confused by such a shocking thought, she immediately Zooms up her fave vegan GF chicken soup for the soul, and one of her Bravoholic besties, content creator and host of the pod "High & Low, Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They light Sarah's Pedro Pascal prayer candle, and unpack updates on Million Dollar Listing memories, Kenya's RHOA exit, and the future of RHONJ, as well as friendship norms on and off Bravo, Jackie and Marg's (and Jackie and Dolo, and Jackie and Meliss) friendship fallout, behind the scenes limbo about the rumored NJ reunion swap, and a truly unfortunate (and possibly dead on) comparison between Jackie and a certain former Beverly Hills Housewife. Life is like a bowl of carrots, you never know who's gonna shame you for eating orange pencil vitamins, so tell them to STFU - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 555!
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| 0:00.0 | I can be messy now and again, but I am never a slob. |
| 0:10.0 | The only punches I throw are punch lines. |
| 0:14.0 | It's the delivery for me. |
| 0:18.0 | Always. |
| 0:20.0 | You guys, it's Andy's Girls. |
| 0:22.0 | We're recording this at I swear to God on a Bible |
| 0:26.9 | a Torah a Quran we are recording this at 630 in the morning Easter Standard |
| 0:31.8 | time. |
| 0:33.0 | It is also 10-11, I should say, but it's really 545. |
| 0:38.0 | Are you not exhausted? |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, I don't, I don't do mornings. |
| 0:42.0 | I just don't. I never have, even when I did mornings, I wasn't there. You saw my vessel, but there was none of me there yet. But at least it's double digits now, which to me is a win, but yeah. Oh my God, do you remember turning 10? |
| 0:55.0 | That was like the biggest deal in the world. |
| 0:56.0 | I do. |
| 0:57.0 | I have such a clear memory of sitting on the bumper of my dad's car |
| 1:00.0 | and being like, I don't feel 10. And every birthday I'm like I don't feel like whatever age it is. |
| 1:10.3 | I remember my grandparents came over we were going to open some gifts the double digit I was like you better |
| 1:16.3 | Fucking get me molly bring it from the American Girl store and I remember I threatened my mother I think it was in the dining room I was like listen bitch if I don't have |
| 1:26.3 | held a knife up I swear to God I was like if I don't get that goddamn doll like 50 minutes your joke or origin story if you don't get that goddamn doll like 50 minutes. |
| 1:32.7 | Joker origin story if you don't get that doll. |
| 1:34.7 | Meanwhile, like literally what could she have done if she had not gotten it? |
| 1:40.7 | And so I started opening the gifts and I don't think that they were smart enough to do this to |
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