Let's wake and bake with the boys

Pull out some weed and get high

Dude smoking on the phone while Scottie's talking way too long got time to smoke one more

Taking the message to the people now.

Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibitions fall down.

What's up everybody?

Waking and bacon and bacon.

You know? No, Waking and bacon, you know.

No, Waking and bacon.

Bake it.

Not bacon, but you could be bacon and having some bacon.

Yeah, I'm off bacon this week, man.

I'm back on my good food, man, my clean food.

You can't call bacon bad food, man.

That's like old.

You know? The pig is a unclean animal. Do you say is or isn't? It is an unclean animal. Pretty much. Pretty much. I think that's why Muslims don't like bacon. But they do mention my buddy who's Palestinian. He's like, dude, that's pretty dirty animal. I'm like, hey, I cannot argue there. Hey, we're he.

But smell this.

But smell this. All right. Let's get into the breakfast bowls. I got actually, I just made this up. I'm smoking loopie. You know what loopie is? Uh-uh, it's loopy. Lemonguee. This was scrupy noopers. Yeah, I can figure that out, man.

I get things, dude.

Take the lemon and the noopers and you make it, oh, loopers.

Sorry, I could figure that out, man. I get things, dude.

Take the lemon and the noopers and you make it, oh, loopers. Sorry, I'm smoking loopers. I mixed it all in one bowl. Oh, whoa, man. I'm enjoying. What do you guys got going on? My wife's actually going out to a show tonight and she asked me, there's a girl's night, she asked me to roll her a few joints and I pulled pulled out a few of the daps and polyque weed. And I'm like, um, no, this one's too good. And the first one I pulled out that was too good was the Colorado Clem in Colorado Clementine. It's just completely fuzzy, just loaded with crystals. It looks like one of those things that were, it was dried right, where the buds aren't even compacted yet. You're saying it's too good because you're like, I'm not going to roll this for a bunch of chicks partied and drinking. Man, yeah, you could give you. They're not going to appreciate it like a connoisseur. Yes, yes. So I gave them something that will equally impress them. I dig. I dig. Well, DGC is smoking on the starting flush here. Seas of Cheese. Ooh. And cheese, I think of her seeds of cheese up here posted, hey, this is on DudeGrow's.com out of the danknogs. Nice. Looking at some beautiful flower here. Let me narrate here. Hey, dude, Scotty, DGC. Thanks for making mornings a little more entertaining.

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