Let's wake and bake with the boys

Pull out some weed and get high

Dude smoking on the phone while Scotty's talking way too long got time to smoke one more

Taking the message to the people now

Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibitions fall down

Awakening and baking in bacon, man

What's up, five, four, two?

Yeah. I'm doing real good. How you doing it, dude? Doing all right, man. Definitely doing right. I'm going to get a little higher here. We had a little bit of an issue starting up with my, I bought some new coal brew coffee called Native Jack, man. It's all hippied out. It's got hemp oil in it. but they want you to shake it up before you do your hard pour,

and that didn't go so well.

Yeah. native jack man it's all hippied out it's got hemp oil in it but they want you to shake it up before you do your hard pour and that didn't go so well as the computer stole out oh banner was telling me

a story about a guy that bought a three thousand dollar uh apple computer and it was all all excited

about it you know somebody like me's used to have 400 dollar computers and his cat tipped over a glass of water on it, man. Like right after he got it, three Gs down the tubes.

You put the cat down? I don't think so, man.

Yeah, what's up? You had to have me asked. You got distracted here. Just what's up?

I said, it's a beautiful living thing all right you got distracted as well just

before the show here you said you walked walks past some video game action or what's going on my kid

is homesick okay my kid's home sick so she's in the in the living room playing video games which is

something new to me we just got at xbox recently and for christmas somebody sent call of duty

which i'm very very conflicted about so like, all right, let me see what's going on. Oh, she's in there killing Nazis, isn't she? Dude, there's a 10-year-old that's like on the speaker. There's like another 10-year-old yelling and screaming shit. And then my 20-year-old warehouse guy walks in and he just mumbles to my daughter. He goes, hey, you should kill that kid right now. He's annoying. There's a 10-year-old kid on the, like, that's on the, he can hear. He's hearing him say, this kid's annoying. Why don't you just kill him? Okay, something's wrong here, man. This is what I- Of duty, developed by the United States Armed Force Recruiterers.

Yeah, I like the one where you get to beat up hookers and stuff like that.

What's that?

Sure, I want to grant that thought of.

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