4.8 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2018
⏱️ 71 minutes
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The Dude & Scotty Real Are Hanging Out This Morning & Talking About Everything From The Opioid Epidemic, The War On Drugs, California Legalization, & LEDs For Your Veg On Todays Episode Of Wake & Bake America
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0:00.0 | Let's wake and bake with the boys |
0:07.0 | Pull out some weed and get high |
0:10.0 | Dude smoking on the phone while Scotty's talking way too long got time to smoke one more |
0:18.0 | Taking the message to the people now. |
0:25.7 | Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibitions fall down. |
0:34.6 | We can bake. |
0:36.0 | Marica. |
0:36.6 | I got my Marica look today going, Scotty. I got my forward-laying trucker hat. Oh, yeah, 536. Don't forget the number. And if you guys aren't watching the video show, you're missing out. I'm frocking out the back, dude. My hair's getting long. I'm going to start playing the role. Yeah, man, you're a trucker. Trucker hat. I don't know if I'd be a trucker. I think it more like Smokey the Bandit, bitch. I put on the mammoth P flat brimmed hat yesterday. I wanted to see if I can pull it off. Yeah, I can't pull it off, dude. No, that's what I did. Dude, I'm all trucker, man. Then I started bending the rim and I started remembering how valuable those things are. |
1:11.3 | People dig them and all that. I was like, I won't fuck this one up. I'll just give it to somebody that can sport the flat, flat bill. I think it's time as you would like to get into the breakfast bowl before we're getting a five, three, six here, man. I'll tell you, I'm token own. I'll take it away here. Not surprised. No, I will mix it up, guys. |
1:08.3 | I was going to get out the volcano, but that's been banned from the show. I'll tell you, I'm token on. I'll take it away here. Not surprised. No, I will mix it up, guys. |
1:28.5 | I was going to get out the volcano, but that's been banned from the show, actually. Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle. I like the fact that you used to take it to work with you, or your twin brother used to take it to work, man. That was... That's where you just throw it in the cooler. law enforcement off. |
1:24.3 | You're like, |
1:24.5 | it's my asthma medicine. |
1:26.6 | It's just like, |
1:27.3 | this guy's too fucked up. |
1:28.5 | Let him go, |
1:29.0 | man. I don't even want to start with this guy. Dude, I'm hitting on again the big old dog here, the steamroller from Minnesota legit. Just because I've had it handy, it's a piece I had put away for a bit. And I noticed this past weekend, it's a piece that's hard to lose. |
2:00.8 | Hang on a second, man. I'm so sorry. I'm blown away, though. Are you brilliant for taking the volcano bag with you? Because if it's just a bag, there's no evidence at all. And if the cop comes over, you can just hit it in front of them, take the keys out of your car, start hitting it in front of them. |
1:57.0 | I'm here. |
1:57.6 | I'm going to walk from here. |
1:58.7 | And you have no evidence, right? |
2:00.5 | It's vapor. |
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