4.8 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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The Dude & Scotty Real Are Hanging Out And Waking And Baking And Talking About The Recent Elections And Voting And How The Country Is Starting To Legalize All Over In 15 States With Rec Adult Use Cannabis And 36 With Medical & More On Todays Episode Of Wake & Bake America
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0:00.0 | Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibition fall down. |
0:09.4 | All right, time to wake and bake, guys. |
0:12.2 | How's it going, DGC? |
0:13.2 | Scotty. |
0:14.1 | It's going better than your hair, dude. |
0:16.6 | What's going on, man? |
0:18.4 | Hey, I'm just trying to fit in up here a little bit better, man. |
0:21.0 | Check out this makes you faster there. |
0:24.5 | Jesus, Jesus. |
0:26.5 | All right, you're going to make me coming up there, aren't you? |
0:29.0 | Can we have like a Skype intervention or something, a Zoom intervention? |
0:33.4 | I was a, for Halloween, I got this haircut, which if you're listening is just a tight mullet, |
0:38.7 | got my mustache rocking, and put on a hockey jersey and just called myself more Canadian. |
0:43.0 | Wait, wait, how are you going to just not talk about the speed lines you have in the side of your hair? |
0:48.6 | You know, you know, we'll maybe we'll talk about it and what's going on. |
0:52.5 | The funny backstory, I'll give you the funny |
0:54.2 | quick backstory going to sports clips she says oh my god across canada sports clips is doing a |
0:59.9 | stylus competition for the next two months whoever cuts the best bullet no no joke in here i was right |
1:06.0 | on time wow i signed i i i she says congratulations you are a model today i signed a model release form, Scotty. Wow, man. Are you, like, in this Green Actors Guild and shit? They tried to charge me $28 for this cut. And I said, hey, I thought you said I was a model today. She got her manager, $8. Jesus. It's nice that she made no money that day. You're very sweet. It was, it was meant to be. |
1:28.0 | Anyway, guys, it's not Mollett Day. It is wake and bake, man. I should give them a show rundown. Hope everybody is staying good. Irie. Scotty actually left the country there during the little bit of election process. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was refreshing, dude. It was refreshing. I'll tell you all about it, sir. |
1:25.3 | Yeah, I want to hear about if you're able to score weed, you know, the scene. It's always good to go to different countries and check it out. Yes, sir, yes, sir. Also, involving travel, how many times can you fart in a plane and get away with it, you think? Not that many, all right? This is a story right here. I mean, even if you're a hot chick, not that many. That changes things. No, it doesn't, actually. Hot chicks fart smell as bad as anyone else's. How does everyone not know that you're supposed to just crop dust when you go to the bathroom on an airplane so that no one knows who it is or they all think it's |
2:18.8 | someone near them. |
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