Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibitions fall down.

All right, all right, wake and bake, 1,000, Scotty.

Can you handle it?

Can you can't. Man, you're all mellow about it.

I'm psyched.

I can't believe I've done something productive a thousand times.

It's pretty good. I think every episode's been productive? Yeah, yeah, sure has, man. It's got me doing it.

It's got me producing something. Actually, you know, I want to do that. I want to go through a little bit of the

evolution of, God, I don't know. Show 1.

I wasn't even on there on show 1, but all the way to show 1,000. I want to see how we evolved, see all the different incarnations of the dude grow show. You ready? I am ready. Look, you dig on the hat. Actually, I found I'm going to have to hook up some Canadian DGC, a stash of these hats. We're getting some more made, by the way, for everybody.

But you like to look?

I mean, I can do the flat bill.

Maybe.

As long. some Canadian DGC, a stash of these hats. We're getting some more made, by the way, for everybody.

But you like to look?

I mean, I can do the flat bill.

Maybe.

As long as it covers that hair up here. I don't know. As a flat bill go with that hockey hair like that? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I can't even fit it on my head. This is why I don't do the flat bill, Scott here, right?

I got the tag on this still like some, you know, kids do.

I got the sticker on the bill, but yeah, I can't, I can't rock that the whole show. First thing I got enough. First thing I do at the hat is take the brim, the rim, whatever, and just bend it, bend it, put it in my back pocket for it. I am a trucker meshback mofo, all right? that's my style plus this hair do what are we gonna do nobody can get their hair cut it's gonna be now interesting to see what happens with everybody's

do over the next I don't know how long you're gonna have to get the additional attachment I

can just use the floby the stock floby that hooks up to the vacuum cleaner or you're gonna

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