Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibition fall down.

All right, guys, doing a little wake and bacon, a little bit of a light week this week with the shows.

But it was Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday.

That's your excuse?

That's my excuse. And we'll just say guru had technical difficulties the other day. But we're back on Monday. That's your excuse? That's my excuse. We'll just say guru had technical difficulties the other day, but we're back on track. What do you mean? Everything around us is burning. All right. Is that a legitimate excuse, sir? Is that good enough? Look at my fake smile. Hey, neighborhood's burning. All right. How's it going there, Scotty? Let me ask you, how is it going there where

you're at? You got a little fire encroaching or what? I don't know. Is that encroaching? I mean, oh yeah, here. I was going to let me go ahead and show this to them. I'm just like, it's weird. I mean, you're just not weird. It's nature. You know, there's some things that are primal. Dude, when you see that

coming towards you, yeah, you're like, you know what, please let a helicopter hover over my house

right now, man. You know, one of those water helicopters, those sky cranes, because, thank God,

I live kind of close to where they probably will be picking up water from from a reservoir.

But come on, that is just frightening, just, yeah, just doing something to me.

I can tell you that.

It's like, go ahead.

I can just tell you that they talk about, you know, I told you when I held a puppy, you know, that natural feeling, it just gets this natural great feeling. When you see a wall of fire and smoke coming towards you, you get a natural sinking, horrible feeling, man. I believe it is embedded in our DNA. Yeah. It's like animals. When animals know what's up, when they see that shit, they're like, hmm, it's time to walk the other way, guys.

Yeah, but we're going to be okay. Okay. I'm not saying everybody else, you know, it's just scary. You know, it makes you empathize with everybody else on the other side of that hill. Yes, exactly. You don't want all your stuff burnt down, but maybe it's like me when I lived in South Florida. I don't know if you lived in South Florida and owned a home.

I don't know if you ever look forward to hurricanes.

I'd never experienced a hurricane in person. So since I lived in a rental, I was like, bring it, man. Bring this shit. What do you got? It's all right. And so like I said, I was holding my newborn daughter and I was like, just kept telling myself this house is built in

1955 Scott houses built in 1955 it's still here because it felt the creaking and

the lifting you felt like the roof might lift off and it's no good 130 mile an hour

winds when your roof width lifts off even if you get a window broken what'll happen is

it'll just depressurized and it'll blow your roof

off, man. So all you need is something coming through your window. Until you can feel the heat, for now, just enjoy the eerie beauty of nature working. And there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, you're kind of a dick, though, man. I'm not we were bouching about that before. I love you, did. But I was trying to say the same thing. Last week, it was just affecting, like, there was a park fire that was going on way in the distance. And I was, you know, my friends are like, oh, this is my favorite camping spot. And I'm like, hey, you know, everything that dies and it comes back one day and all that being all philosophical. And they're just like, F you, basically. And yeah, that's how it feels. Once the fire's on you, you're like, fuck you. Not your house burning. But anyway, things are going to be okay, dude. Thanks for picking me up, man. Thanks for distracting me. The show will pick you up. This is Wake and Bake America, guys, hang out, talk about the news culture and entertainment. Today, all right, show rundown here today, guys, got a good comment in from ill-tempered seabas, as well as when I asked, Scottie, how old are you today? How old you perceive yourself to be? How do you feel? Because I think age is just a number to a degree. Okay, we'll get into it. I feel a little older than I did yesterday, that's for sure.

And I believe grew I think age is just a number to a degree. Ah, okay. We'll get in.

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