Waiting For Ari with Dan Soder

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jay is all set to play the infamous tape of his early stand-up for Dan Soder and the crew but Ari Shaffir is late. To pass the time, Jay makes everyone do a dance from the movie Footloose and Dan plays a bad rap song by Pat McAfee. Once Ari arrives and the tape is played, it does not disappoint. The year is 1997 and Big Jay is on stage at an urban club for one of his first performances ever. Tune in tomorrow for part two and catch the big reveal! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.8	You are young.
0:08.2	Hey, baby, it's you.
0:10.2	Damn, doo-cum-da.
0:11.4	I'm always taken back to, this song's one thing for me.
0:16.2	And I don't even know why it's good, because she had the flattest, narrowest ass in the world.
0:22.2	But the girl on footloose, when they go to the bar and sing this and they just do a cut of her jordash's
0:27.4	ass and it's that part when it goes uh back it up loo when it when the music drops out like
0:34.1	so much older is when they're walking out on the floor they finally find a place where dancing's legal right here shake that oh back boom boom boom bha come on jiggle jiggle jickle jickle jickled wait we got the cameras going up again, Lou. I'm going to show you what she did.
1:03.5	Give me a taste, Bobby.
1:04.8	Come on.
1:05.2	Can you do it?
1:06.4	You know you're trying to show off that fucking fat wagon.
1:13.5	Man.
1:17.6	Yeah, you're on the dance floor.
1:20.3	You're being sexy.
1:22.3	You got Kevin Bacon to Crossmew.
1:24.3	And he hit it.
1:26.8	Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
1:29.1	Bobby can move his tooth.
1:31.1	No, it wasn't good.
1:32.2	Wow, that hurt.
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