I believe that beauty for beauty's sake is great.

I believe that whimsy for whimsy's sake is important.

And I believe that it is okay to make something beautiful even if it will be destroyed.

But what do me and all monks from all of history know that this person is incorrect about?

Yeah. Hello and welcome to Is This Good, the show are we boldly, conclusively, and scientifically decide what things in this big, wide world are good?

I'm at Austin with me as always as production powerhouse Jason Doyle. Hello. Hi J.D. Thanks for coming. And today's guest is a comedian who you know from Conan and Comedy Central. He's also the host of the very funny podcast, never seen it. And one fun thing about him, he thinks all waiters should be able to kill one customer a year. I know he said it as a joke, but I also know he believes it deep in his core.

Kyle Ayres, welcome to Is This Good?

I've yet to find someone who disagrees with that, who didn't just come from church to that Applebee's.

I think really anyone working in retail should be able to kill one customer here.

Why stop at service?

Any service industry, any retail, anytime you interact with someone who you didn't

choose to interact with, honestly.

Number one reason for death.

Like if there's now a tribunal, a waiter tribunal, deciding whether you do get to kill

this customer or not. do or do you think

that it's just up to you i think it wouldn't even be tip related that's the thing that's like

people hold that against you the least it would just be general behavior related like number

what would be the number one reason that everyone is killed if it's not like bad tipping yeah

just just horrible energy yeah

maybe snapping at you mm-hmm um maybe avoiding eye contact with a human being carrying

something you're going to put in your body i i think it could be um they make a decision and then

blame you for it so it's like uh i'll have this you know burger burger and they say it's like, okay, it's cooked medium or whatever. And then they say they want it well done. And then you bring it to them and then they say it's dry and they return it. Oh, I mean, we're slowly devolving into a people of lack of self-blame. I could definitely see people being like, I don't like fish. I just wanted cod. Yeah. And like, well, did you know cod's a fish?

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