Wait...You're Moving to Texas, Too?
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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We feature a very funny sketch about Californians moving to Texas from the fine folks at The Babylon Bee. Watch it https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/featured/armstrong-and-getty/content/2022-09-15-watch-howdy-neighbor-the-babylon-bee-nails-the-ca-to-texas-move/
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| 0:00.0 | Wait, you're moving to Texas, too? |
| 0:01.8 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:03.7 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:05.0 | One more thing. |
| 0:09.6 | Before we get to that, we didn't do this story. |
| 0:12.9 | I just saw the headline in TMZ. |
| 0:16.7 | Cardi B was seen stepping into court to accept a plea deal for her 2018 strip club beatdown case. |
| 0:25.0 | Cardi B accepting a plea deal for a strip club beatdown case. |
| 0:30.2 | I don't know exactly what she did. |
| 0:32.3 | Oh, I remember that. |
| 0:33.9 | She would, you know, guys that ask for some special extra services after you get |
| 0:38.7 | off she say absolutely come um i got a room right next door and they'd come next door and her boyfriend |
| 0:43.5 | come out of the closet beat the guy down take the wallet and off they'd go roughly or there may |
| 0:48.7 | have been drugging people involved or something i think this is a different story i think yeah i remember |
| 0:52.6 | that one too this one it happened in a strip club where there's some people beating |
| 0:55.4 | each other with bottles and she was somehow involved in that. |
| 0:58.3 | Of course, |
| 0:58.7 | it could have been over one of those issues from a previous event. |
| 1:01.0 | I don't know, |
| 1:01.5 | but she's lived quite the, |
| 1:04.1 | she's for real. |
| 1:05.2 | She's no phony, |
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