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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Wait, what color is Scotch?

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week Jo and Dre sit down to ask the big questions, like: How do you live life without ketchup? What color is scotch? How do you pronounce Worcestershire? And why did Drake ruin truffle butter for all of us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's the Koy Pond Dre. We're gonna have fun today. Yeah talk about everything. You know what I want to talk about

0:05.6

I want to talk about the past and the present. Oh, yeah, these kids are missing out on a lot of shit for sure

0:10.3

I'm for sure. Well, you like more do you like the future that we're living in or do you like the past that we we used to live in man

0:15.6

I like

0:18.8

Guys, it's in the drain. I on the Koy Pond

0:30.0

Yeah, stay so bitch. I may want yeah, stay so bitch. I may want

0:44.8

Stakes us stop that shit listen

0:48.8

Stakes us is so good

0:52.4

Why listen when when they made all these sauces, okay?

0:58.5

What happened all of a sudden that no one could ever make a good condiment ever again when did that stop?

1:05.6

When did that stop?

1:07.6

When did it stop when did it stop? Okay, okay mustard. Mm-hmm come on man phenomenal

1:15.0

Phenomenal someone that said we need another sauce and they were like hey

1:18.1

We got these fucking seeds over here on the ground no one's doing anything and someone stepped on it

1:22.0

And it just turned into like this yellow paste and they keep fucking stepping on them

1:26.4

Keep stepping on those fucking seeds. These what are they called mustard mustard seeds fucking stomp on

1:32.1

Now they're on hot dogs right ketchup. Oh

1:36.5

I mean I just took my glasses. How do you do without how do you live life without ketchup?

1:41.7

Cannot you cannot cannot tabados

1:46.1

Matched up you ready for another one. Yeah a one steak sauce. Yes, I

1:51.0

Can put a one steak sauce. I swear to God on anything not even a fuck a steak bro

1:57.2

Fuck a stick I can put steak sauce on vegetables grilled vegetables. I can put it on rice

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