Peter, as you know, is a genius.

He's a comic genius, and he's a regular genius, too.

Peter's the one with the hard job, or even the job.

Peter's kind of a man of mystery.

I thought Peter was six feet tall and blonde when I first heard the show.

When the first joke I did that made Peter like crack up.

And to the show, Peter was like, that was fantastic.

It's like, oh great.

Sometimes Peter will ask a question, and it's like I haven't heard it.

And it's not that I wasn't paying attention.

One of the most surprising things I think that people would find,

about way we don't tell me, is the pink slippers that Peter wears.

What's most surprising is how often Peter is the butt of everyone's jokes.

I can tell when we're especially when we're getting on Peter's nervousness,

when we blow a joke he has in the script.

Have you ever given Peter's Segal advice?

Oh yeah.

He hates me for it.

Peter loves teasing me now for two decades about the fact that I love to win.

Peter's Segal always checks his fly before the beginning of his show.

After Bill goes out, he just always reaches down and checks his fly.

This is Weight Weight Naked and the Shamed.

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